Goodr VRG Sunglasses
Brand | Goodr |
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Goodr Newest Style, The VRGs
New shape with the same levels of style and performance. They designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.
No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarised. All Fun.
- No Slip: They use special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- No Bounce: They frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- All Polarised: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- No Leopards: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
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